24,100 notesunfollowers?
*does cup song*
ur gonna miss me when im gone
32,174 noteswhy cant you surf microwaves
because theyre too small
THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET
I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
SLC Punk: The birth of my crush on Jason Segel (circa the late 90’s).
“He looks like a total nerd, right? This guy looks like a geek, but his name’s Mike. He’s one of the most hardcore guys in the scene.”
Bunny with my infamous hat and my new bunny Lazarus!
If you click the word ‘hat’ you will get to it’s facebook page xD
They both look so precious!
Here’s another one, too!
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past Sherlock and like….He’s dead so….yea
THAT WAS NOT OKAY
141,296 notesI’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time
