lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

Motherfucking animals.

sci-universe:

This Mexican fire opal looks like a sunset above the clouds when illuminated just right.
Image credit: Jeff Schultz

pocketaimee:

A quick sketch for a friend.

assgod:

a disney movie where the prince eats ass

mattybing1025:

Happy 77th Birthday Jack Nicholson!  |  April 22, 1937

Interviewer: What were the highlights of your life?

Jack: The first screening of Easy Rider in Cannes, because I had been there before sneaking around. When I was sitting in the screening I realized that I was actually going to be a movie star. When I was over there I was pretty much already thinking about directing because I had been doing movies for 10 or 12 years by then. And everybody said I was good, but being known and not having a big film success is almost tougher than being completely new. It just kind of turned my life around and was definitely a highlight.

Interviewer: Do you ever get that same buzz now?

Jack: When they say I’m a great actor, I close my ears because it’s not good for you to think that way.

Interviewer: You seem pretty confident though.

Jack: Well, you know, I put on a good show.

the-queen-of-crossroads:

HIMYM Bloopers: Neil accidentally touched Cobie’s boob.

The fact that he’s gay makes it 1000 times better